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Whaleware is (C)1946-2011 by Whaleware, Inc. Please do not make illegal copies of Whaleware on pieces of French toast. Whaleware, Inc. is not responsible for any water damage that may result from using our product. Whaleware is not meant to treat or prevent any known disease. Do not use Whaleware if you have a history of common colds. Do not use Whaleware if you are pregnant, or may become pregnant. Side effects include nose bleeding, itchy and dry skin, ulcers, broken limbs and in some rare cases cancer of the funny bone. Do not use Whaleware with Pepto Bismol. WhaleWare will not make you happy. Only iPhones do that. Whaleware may approach your children in white, windowless vans offering candy. Teach your children of "Stranger Danger" and Whaleware will NEVER get them. Never feed Whaleware after midnight. Whaleware is not meant to represent, replace, or displace any relative of the user. Do not get Whaleware wet. Wet Whaleware makes for unhappy customers. Do not mix Whaleware with Spell Cards, for they have been known to cause severe side effects including hit boxes the size of a football field. Whaleware should never be put in a microwave. Whaleware has been known to come alive and viciously murder and/or consume turtles. Whaleware has been linked with people taking pipe bombs to snapping turtles. Whaleware has been known to cause various forms of not-normalness in its users. If you experience any not-normalness, please call your nearest Whaleware represenitive as soon as possible. If you have been injured or fallen sick while using Whaleware, then call Chex & Mills for a free consultation. You can sue the makers of Whaleware for thousands of dollars. Call this toll-free number: 1-800-565-9428

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