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Wareware wa onaji jikan wo, eien to loop shiteru no desu yo.

But what, exactly, can Whaleware do? The answer is: EVERYTHING.

  • Whaleware: For when your emoticons and ASCII art are misaligned.
  • Whaleware: for those special times when 52 is a significant number.
  • Whaleware: It WILL call you. It won't be afraid that you won't know who they are anymore.
  • Whaleware knows HTML - How To Meet Ladies.
  • Whaleware will never threaten to stab you.
  • Whaleware can host minecraft servers on UNIX systems. Natively.
  • Whaleware is GNU GPL all the time.
  • Whaleware still uses USENET.
  • Arrr! Whaleware be the scourge o' the seas!
  • Whaleware makes the world go around!
  • Chuck Norris uses Whaleware. 'nuff said.
  • Whaleware can taste lies.
  • Whaleware is now preapproved for anyone between the ages of 150 and 200.
  • Whaleware likes turtles.
  • Along with turtles, Whaleware ALSO likes turtles!
  • Whaleware has been clinically proven to not not cause harm to turtles in any way.
  • Whaleware is AWESOME!
  • Whaleware has a jar of dirt.
  • Whaleware is contained within a jar of dirt.
  • Whaleware > U
  • Whaleware > YOUR MOM!
  • Whaleware < Chuck Norris
  • Whaleware < Mr. Spock
  • Whaleware < Chex Quest
  • U < Whaleware < I
  • Whaleware has been shown to assist in repelling invasions of cyborg zombies from the future.
  • Whaleware is compact so you can take it anywhere.
  • Whaleware is supported on most versions of Linux.
  • Whaleware is FASTER LIKE THE SPEED OF SOUND and gets done FAST because GORDON NEEDS IT WHERE HE IS
  • Whaleware: it's good for what ails you.
  • Whaleware does the shoop 4 u!
  • Whaleware: it's not just for computers.
  • Whaleware: the new Whaleware.
  • Whaleware: The Next Generation - starring Patrick Stewert, Jonathan Frakes, and Brent Spiner.
  • Whaleware: The Original Series - NOT starring William Shatner.
  • Whaleware: Not your mother's Multi-Whale software.
  • Whaleware: The WIN of XP combined with the security of Linux.
  • Not to mention the stability of a large rock.
  • Whaleware: Perfect mixer for your U.N. Owen was Her?! videos.
  • Whaleware understands what this means:
    • file: /L/Linoleum 1.2/examples/19_linoclock.txt, line: 1, file system error: error reading cpu pack.
  • Whaleware = WIN!
  • Exposure to Whaleware once a day cures ADHD!
  • Whaleware: software of champions.
  • Whaleware: Now with more lemon!
  • Whaleware is 100% Deedni compliant.
  • Whaleware: it's far from normal.
  • Whaleware: The New Gist of it.
  • Whaleware: It does it all, and MORE!
  • Whaleware: The power of wizards--now on your hard drive!
  • Whaleware: It can translate inside jokes!
  • Whaleware: It is still thy lover true
  • Whaleware: it's poetry in slow motion.
  • Whaleware: It's a symphony of bytes and bits.
  • Whaleware: no installation required. It merely IS.
  • WHALEWARE is a program that will run on for eternity.
  • Except, were it not for "WHLEWARE", finite base, it would seem it would not be allowed to run
  • Whaleware: it's not calimari.
  • Whaleware: it's not Vocaloid.
  • Whaleware: Its a party
  • Whaleware: it's not Communist.
  • Whaleware: it's American.
  • Whaleware: Made in Taiwan
  • Whaleware: it's Xbolt approved.
  • Whaleware: not to be confused with Where's Waldo.
  • Whaleware: Just buy it. Like, now. RIGHT NOW. At this moment. Purchase WHALEWARE today!

Here's what some of our customers have said about Whaleware:

  • We've entered an endless recursion of time.
  • What?
  • Star Wars: Episode 3: Revenge of the WHALEWARE!!! >:D
  • Whaleware! Apply DIRECTLY to the forehead!
  • IT'S OVAR 9,00WHALEWARE!
  • Madness? THIS... IS... WHALEWARE!!!!
  • Move over Rick, here comes the WHALE Roll!
  • WHALEWARE is in the HOUSE!
  • Whaleware: Just buy it. Like, now. RIGHT NOW. At this moment. Purchase WHALEWARE today!
  • So would married men know XHTML? (Extended How To Meet Ladies)
  • I love the smell of Whaleware in the morning.
  • Whaleware-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years.
  • Doctor just told me that im allergic to whaleware.
  • 3.0 is the best thing since 2.9!
    • This post has been tested and found to be 100% Whaleware 3.0 compliant.
  • Our stuff is better than your stuff.
  • Right now I dual-boot Windows and WhalewareOS.
  • U.N. Owen was Whaleware?
    • Yes, the Scarlet sisters teach a university class in Gensokyo all about Whaleware.
  • Whaleware solved my problem! ;D
    • Whaleware solves all problems!
  • Whsleware: it's good for what ails you.
    • Blasted competitor!
    • Whsleware: It IS what ails you!
    • I know! We should boycott them! Who's with me?
    • TAR AND FEATHER!!!!! I'm in!
    • Whsleware Boycott Campaign ACTIVATE!!!
    • Whsleware: it's THE product to boycott
    • Whsleware is YOUR MOM.
  • I love the logo so much. ^^
  • Whaleware, Whaleware, wherefore art thou Whaleware?
  • Whaleware is gone, the day is hot and the Capulets are abroad!
  • Being Whaleware's slave, what should I do but tend upon the hours and times of its desire? I have no precious time at ALL to spend, NOR services to do, till you require.
  • The expense of Whaleware in a waste of shame...
  • What is called Whalewarenologie?
  • Pardon my Whaleware..
  • In Soviet Russia, Whaleware uses YOU!!
  • ....I LOVE IT!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
    • And it loves you.
    • To eat me?
    • ...No?
  • Whale! where?
    • There!
    • EXACTLY!
  • Whaleware: Its like the Companion Cube. Lovely, adorable, easy to attach to, and yet it is cruel and unforgiving with its sharp edges
  • Is it just me, or did someone say Wareware and it turned in to whaleware? i'm confused........
    • I believe thats exactly what happened.

Whaleware is (C)1946-2011 by Whaleware, Inc. Please do not make illegal copies of Whaleware on pieces of French toast. Whaleware, Inc. is not responsible for any water damage that may result from using our product. Whaleware is not meant to treat or prevent any known disease. Do not use Whaleware if you have a history of common colds. Do not use Whaleware if you are pregnant, or may become pregnant. Side effects include nose bleeding, itchy and dry skin, ulcers, broken limbs and in some rare cases cancer of the funny bone. Do not use Whaleware with Pepto Bismol. WhaleWare will not make you happy. Only iPhones do that. Whaleware may approach your children in white, windowless vans offering candy. Teach your children of "Stranger Danger" and Whaleware will NEVER get them. Never feed Whaleware after midnight. Whaleware is not meant to represent, replace, or displace any relative of the user. Do not get Whaleware wet. Wet Whaleware makes for unhappy customers. Do not mix Whaleware with Spell Cards, for they have been known to cause severe side effects including hit boxes the size of a football field. Whaleware should never be put in a microwave. Whaleware has been known to come alive and viciously murder and/or consume turtles. Whaleware has been linked with people taking pipe bombs to snapping turtles. Whaleware has been known to cause various forms of not-normalness in its users. If you experience any not-normalness, please call your nearest Whaleware represenitive as soon as possible. If you have been injured or fallen sick while using Whaleware, then call Chex & Mills for a free consultation. You can sue the makers of Whaleware for thousands of dollars. Call this toll-free number: 1-800-565-9428

Wonder what the heck Whaleware is all about? Click Here, and start reading to get the full background behind the concept of Whaleware. (Warning: Very Long Read)

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